December 2009
20 posts
PR is horrible.
It made me study instead of doing better stuff tonight. Curse you professor B. You know who you are.
Overheard in New York
And Stop Waving That Around
Four-year-old boy: I’m sexy. Mother: No, you’re handsome. Four-year-old boy: I’m sexy! Mother: No! You’re handsome! —D Train
___________ OH NOES! HAHAHA
Overheard in New York
British tourist to misbehaving child: Do you want a smacked bottom now or the other thing when we get home? —Central Park Overheard by: birdw0rks Mom to kid playing on shopping cart: You’d better stop that, or you’re going to fall and crack your head, and I’m going to laugh, cuz I told you so. —Grocery Store Father to four-year-old son: Watch out, these people are...
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your mom FTW. :))
Anderson Cooper is GAY?!
Can’t I have him instead? :(
People Always Leave
Just don’t make the mistake of coming back.
I hope he leaves you.
And I mean that.
"Forgive me?"
I’m sorry. I can’t.
